Grand Theft Auto

Two More Reasons to Play GTA IV!

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As if you needed anymore reasons to play one of the best free-world games ever to be created, let me provide you two more candid reasons as to why! The wonderful thing that separates the newer Grand Theft Auto (IV) from the older one (San Andreas) is that unlike the Xbox version, the Xbox 360 version has exclusive downloadable, expandable content from Microsoft. I know (whine), all of you Sony cats get screwed with downloaded content. But, for those of you who love the Xbox 360 (me), the future is shining bright indeed.

Two More Reasons to Play GTA IV: In so many words, there are two expansions, one that is available and one that is coming towards the end of 2009. And, you can easily expect them to keep dishing them out in the years to come!

1. The Lost and the Damned: You are pitted in the shoes of a motorcycle gang leader who has just gotten out of rehab.

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – Still a Smoking Gun on the Xbox 360!

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Grand Theft AutoIf you have been listening to me bicker and babble about the best backwards compatible games for the Xbox 360 – then you already know that I am yapping about here. However, for those of you who are just tuning in, or who may not be in the know, Microsoft allows for you to download a backwards compatibility emulator that allows you play a few hundred of the original Xbox classic masterpieces on the Xbox 360 gaming console. Why? Because there were so many gamers that got peeved when Microsoft announced that they would not be releasing anymore, or licensing any more, games for the Xbox, that many felt ripped off, considering most of us had acquired pretty large collections of games when they released the Xbox 360.

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Top Four Xbox 360 Free-World Games of All-Time!

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X Box ConsoleIt’s all about those nifty free world games when it comes to getting the most enjoyment out of your Xbox 360 gaming console. And thankfully, there are a wide variety of different free world games that all rock in their own rights and that all offer something different between each other. While many different gaming companies will release their free world games each year, month, and what have you – many times there are things that are both bad and good that come with them. However, when it comes to the following four free world games, they are simply the very best that have ever been released.

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GTA IV News – A Sneak Peak at new Downloadable Content “The Lost & the Damned”

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I know, I know, it seems like forever that we have all been anxiously awaiting this so called downloaded exclusive content for Grand Theft Auto IV. And while numerous hit titles have debuted in the wherewith while, there is still no promised lofty content from Microsoft and Rockstar Games. And if I remember correctly, they promised us such content in November of 2008, and still NO CONTENT! I know, because being a huge GTA fan and nut, this pisses me off more than anything else in recent video gaming years. For more reasons than one they need more GTA IV content. Because the game is limited when compared to older versions that have more things to drive and ride, more side missions and things to go into—like clothing stores and banks—and far more hours of endless, joyful playing time. But I can tell you that honestly there will be no more delays.

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Saints Row – Another Terrible GTA Rip-Off Bites the Dust!

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The Japanese and the Chinese have the right mindset when it comes to the illustrious notions of what is commonly referred to as the nice way to rip off a candid and originally idea: reverse engineering. But when the Asians reverse engineer a product, like a car or a TV or a computer, they make it better than the original. Which is why so many people drive Toyotas or buy Sony products. So when it comes to a video game, here is a good rule of thumb: don’t rip off a game and do it shoddily and then expect gamers like me not to call you on your ruckus, because when you do make a bad rip off and it clearly shows, you are just making ample fodder for my many reviews to bite your game into pieces and tell my readers exactly how it really is. So now, getting back on track, when it comes to the worst rip off game that I have ever seen, Saint’s Row – this notion is so true it makes me shriek.

Think of the worst version of Grand Theft Auto that you could ever do, and make it suck even worse, and you have Saints Row.

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Stranglehold: Puts the Strangle on Free-World Shooters

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Just when you thought that it was nearly impossible for another carbon-copy video game to try and make the light of day under a bad Grand Theft Auto rip-off premise, guess what: people will forever and for ten years, actually until the end of time, try to rip-off parts and ideas from the illustrious Grand Theft Auto franchises just to make their quick break and buck in the next generation video gaming market. And just because the lauded GTA series has fully delivered, does not mean that imitators will not avidly try and fail many times over in making a game that can even be remotely compared the best free-world shooter ever made: Grand Theft Auto. But they will continue to try, and they will continue to fail. It’s the natural way of things in the video gaming market, unfortunately.

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Grand Theft Auto IV: Quite Possibly the Best GTA Ever

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You are a Russian immigrant, in the US illegally here to see your uncle, who has gotten himself into a whirl of trouble with the mob. From the moment you get off the boat that you stowed away, and enter the Rockstar version of New York City, dubbed Liberty City, hell is unleashed. Now you must payoff cops, kill assassins, date women, rob stores, steal cars and basically climb your way up from the bottom of the criminal underworld in a major metropolis to survive. And that is just the beginning.

The game consists of one of the largest free-world cities ever seen, an amazing live play is present for Xbox Live, which will max out the memory on your Xbox 360 console. The graphics are simply put: astounding. The game play, amazing. The controls, the best. The quality, unsurpassed. The entertainment factor, awesome.

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Top Three Xbox 360 Games of 2008

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So many games, so little time to burn out your thumbs and acquire a case of RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury) playing them. But if you are like me, and your wrists are more worn out than a ninety year old carpenter, then you already know that there are ample amounts of great games that were released for the Xbox 360 during 2008. Of course, it would be far too lengthy for me to ever truly list them and yap about all of them for you in this blog. So I have been forced to boil it down to what I believe are the top three Xbox 360 games of 2008.

Top Three Xbox 360 Games of 2008
Grand Theft Auto IV:
This game truly takes the wholly cake and the icing too for the best damn game ever to be created. You play a cunning and illegal Russian immigrant who must forge his way through the unforgiving alleyways of New York City, dubbed Liberty City for this game. You can pretty much do everything.

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