I feel like I am constantly repeating myself when it comes to the altruistic notion of games being hurriedly produced and rushed to match up to par with their movie counterpart releases at the box office, all in spurious attempts by filmmakers and media gluttons to garner as many profits as they can possibly snatch off a particular movie’s gross profits. So, that notion, to remind any of you who have forgotten, or whom are just reading this Xbox 360 blog for the first time: games after movies, which are created on the sole purpose of driving more profits into the already deep pockets of the major film studios: tend to suck.

And on the contrary side of that gripe, movies that are made after video games often tend to do quite well at the box office. For example, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider and Max Payne, just to name a few. But, when it comes to the piece of glitch riddle crud that is Wall-E the video game for the Xbox 360, the same aforementioned algorithm applies: it sucks worse than twenty vacuums all running at the same time!

The Camera system is so finicky that you will swear a 90 year old man with the shakes was holding the camera during game play. Multiplayer sucks hard as well. Because the camera angles are so bad, you will have a hard time even enjoying the game, even when you can see what you are doing. The graphics, unlike those in the movie, blow. The flying portions of the game are cool, but don’t take away from the ultimate, level ten suck factor overall. Slow frame rates, bad graphics, glitchy camera modes and terrible live play all amount to a bad game, all around. I wish there was something good that I could say about this game…oh yeah, wait, it makes for a great bookend, but not really. Avoid buying or playing this game, do yourself a favor today!

“Wall-E the video game, for the Xbox 360 console, is tantamount to Short Circuit Two, the movie, being remade for the big screen; it should never have been released. Obviously this is just another shoddy attempt by big filmmakers to garner more profits off a movie…and the game is terribly done. Go see the movie! Avoid the game at all costs!”

My Score: 1 out of 10

See how Bad Wall-E Sucks: Here’s the Trailer Below!