April 2009

  • Five Pros and Cons for Madden NFL Football 2009

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    The mantra of Madden is a dynasty franchise that has spawned around twenty years of amazing football video games. They have outdone everybody in between. They have put other video game companies to shame. EA Sports has really dug their stakes in deep with Madden, and never has let us down – at least not all that much. But still…this blogger has some quips with the 2009 Madden!

    Five Pros and Cons for Madden NFL Football 2009 (Yes Five of Each!)
    I have played this game nearly to its death. I love it and I hate it. One could easily say that it is most assuredly a love and hate relationship. Obviously there are many reasons that cause me to feel this way about such a great video game. So…I felt it necessary to fully explain myself by highlighting five pros and cons that this ever so popular – and one of the best selling video games of all time – has to offer; or not to offer!

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  • Best Three Backwards Compatible Games on Xbox 360

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    There are roughly a bit over a hundred of backwards compatible games (games that work from the old Xbox to the Xbox 360 provided that you have downloaded the required emulator from Microsoft) that one can play on the Xbox 360. However, many of them just plain suck when crossed over. Yet at the same time there are few titles that just have never been downplayed since their glory days on the original Xbox. So, let’s take a look at my top three picks for crossover games that are still fun to play today!

    Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
    One of the best skateboarding video games ever to be created—and this game added the front and rear manual tricks and the build-a-park editor. To this day I still enjoy the simplicity of this game, the tricks and the custom boards. And yes…Skate 2 rocks!

    Red Faction 2
    This game was perhaps the best shooter and multiplayer death match game of its time. It is now being remade into a free-world game for the Xbox 360.

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  • Top Five Ways that Xbox Live Could be a Whole Lot Better!

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    If you are an avid Xbox 360 gamer, then you already have – without me having to even second guess – taken your gaming prowess to the next level by signing up for and using the all too popular internet medium that comprises Xbox Live. But let’s not be brash here shall we? Indeed, Xbox Live is a product of Microsoft, their servers and their defunct software. That being stated, we all know that it can be glitch-ridden and frustrating from time to time, or all of the time! So read on further to know why it sucks and how they could make it better!

    Top Five Ways that Xbox Live Could be a Whole Lot Better!
    1. No more freaking Xbox Live Points! This is a conundrum that really peeves me off! You already pay tons of cash to play the games, but now you have to pay to go Live? Please!
    2. Real time servers that are updated! That’s right…how about giving us servers that can actually handle the intense payload that they are struggling to barely cover at the present?

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  • What Ever Happened to Virtual Reality Games: None for the Xbox 360

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    Do you ever recall all of those different virtual reality games that were out there floating around in the late nineties and throughout the first part of this new century. Well if you do, then – as the picture to upper left demonstrates – you would easily recall that such games required the wearing of rather bulky glasses, sometimes accompanied by gloves, a vest, and in extreme cases a sphere (see the video at the bottom of this blog post). But, unlike Nintendo, whom even bodes their current console on its semi-virtual reality offerings, Xbox 360 thus far has refrained. And if you ask me…they never will walk down that path!

    Were Virtual Reality Games Just Lame?
    These games always were limited. They had slower frame rates, bad graphics and terrible plots. Because of the propensity of the game itself, being that you had to see in 360 degrees around you at all times, they were by nature limited. So in answer, yes they were and are lame.

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  • Top Three Reasons Why Sports Games Are Never the Same on Xbox Live!

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    If you enjoy playing sports games on the Xbox 360 as much as I do then you already know what happens when you try to play your buddies online: the game play changes entirely and the experience is almost nearly never as fulfilling as a same console match up. Perhaps this is because of shoddy engineering. Or perhaps because of different internet connection speeds, who knows for sure. One thing that is prevalent – namely in games like Madden NFL 2009 and NCAA Football 2009 – is that most sports games really dwindle in their offerings once you take them to the online stage.

    After having spent numerous amounts of gaming play hours jabbing the controller on a variety of different sports games online, I have come to the conclusion that most sports game blow on Xbox Live. But, to further my point I do present to you the Top Three Reasons Why Sports Games Are Never the Same on Xbox Live. And if you disagree, please feel free to comment in.

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  • Godfather II: The Best Free-World Mafia Game Ever!

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    This game has it all: violence, criminal enterprises, newer and more improved cars, especially the physics and how they handle, and one of the largest free-world cities to ever be created for any game. Considering that Grand Theft Auto IV is the biggest rival to this franchise, EA more than likely felt that they had to go above and beyond anything that they had ever done before in order to at least provide some form of competition to the juggernaut that is GTA and Rockstar. And guess what? They fully deliver on all levels.

    Better camera angles provide much more depth to the playing field. There are more things to do, namely by allowing you to build your family, create ‘Made Men’ and constantly expand your criminal enterprise to the farthest reaches possible—not to mention plenty of new and nifty weapons to use! While the game borrows a bit here and there from the movie series, it really shouldn’t be confused as a classic game after movie title.

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  • Does Xbox 360 Have a Master Plan for the Future of Gaming Consoles?

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    Have you ever wondered what the future of video gaming consoles is going to be? What the next consoles of the future will look like and just what they will be capable of offering to us video game loving masses? If you have, then you may want to take a few moments to read this article and see what our thoughts are on the matter. You might be surprised!

    Why Gaming Consoles are Actually Obsolete!
    Think about it for a minute. Bulky consoles that overheat, have bad graphics cards and about a million and one issues surrounding them that cause them to be overpriced, when the answer is clearly the internet. If gaming console makers can realize this, they will all convert rather quickly to a purely online medium, as you are already seeing with Xbox Live. In the future, they won’t fret over consoles.

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  • Fallout 3: Operation Anchorage & The Pitt: Three Games in One (Best 09’ Value)!

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    Fallout 3 is a monster of a game that took nearly four years to make and has several games (two) that are a bit different which preceded it. Bethesda (the maker of the game) took their sweet time creating one of the largest and most graphically superb free-worlds to ever be designed. They didn’t stop there. Tons of different weapons enhance game play and the gore factor is at a max – you can even shoot heads off bodies, limbs from torsos and blow up your friends or foes into smithereens and goop. In short: Fallout 3 is the most exciting, graphically awesome and interactive free-world role playing game to ever hit the store shelves. If you have not played it yet, do so and soon! But wait…it gets better, there are now two expansions for this game…see below!

    Operation Anchorage
    While this expansion was rather lousy, in that you must enter a simulated version of a war and beat it, it does add more to the game.

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  • Why are more Newer Versions of Games Totally Different Than Their Predecessors?

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    I know that I am getting old as a gamer when I hear myself fretting about the always changing industry. However, there are some changes that simply don’t make any sense to me at all! For example, when games are radically different, and have spanned a series on the same console, and the newer versions offer less features than their predecessors did. Then what am I (or you) supposed to think? Why take more away and give us less and call it more? Why eliminate sought after features that made such games great? Let’s take a look at three culprits that have done this recently, shall we?

    Far Cry 1 and 2
    While both versions of this game are great, the first offered closed level boards. It offered an easy to use level builder and same console multiplayer. The second is a massive free-world board that doesn’t relate at all to the storyline of the first.

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  • Most Playable Multiplayer Shooters: Rainbow Six Vegas (1 & 2), Perfect Dark & Far Cry

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    Far Cry
    What made this game great was threefold. Insane online death matches with tons of people. Same console multiplayer death matches with up to four persons. And finally, the ability to create your own virtual worlds down to the smallest details—you could play them online against others on the same console versus your friends when at home! The level-builder makes this game a timeless hit for the ages!

    Perfect Dark
    This is one of the oldest games for the Xbox 360 and one of the best shooters ever made! You will always hear me talking great about it because it rocked, and still does! This is one of the only games that allowed you play death matches as up to four people (signed in as guest gamer tags) on Xbox Live. You could also play the solo campaign cooperatively.

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  • Top Five Reasons why Guitar Hero Rocks!

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    Are you a guitar hero? Can you rock the colored buttons on the guitar shaped controller faster than anybody else? Did you know that thousands of bars and other venues around the world now host Guitar Hero championships with fat cash and other prizes? The best part, perhaps, about this game is that you can listen to you favorite songs of all time while you play a virtual guitar to them. And even though there is an element of fakeness to the whole experience, somehow it does feel a bit uplifting and oddly fulfilling in the end!

    Top Five Reasons why Guitar Hero Rocks!
    1. You can rock out to your favorite tunes while mimicking their playability on a plastic guitar. With that axe hanging from your shoulders, many times it does permeate the feeling of being a rock star; the virtual crowd helps too!
    2. Two people can battle against each on the same Xbox 360 console and at the same time.

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  • Kameo: Elements of Power – Shortest Game Play Ever!

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    The first thing that you will notice is the graphics are amazing on this game and look even better with a high definition television set at your disposal. But what is the most tried and true conundrum of any next generation video game: great graphics do not ever equate to the game itself having much to offer. So, with that notion in mind, I do present to you a graphically superb game that pretty much sucks big time in the end! You are Kamoe and must turn into any ten flora or fauna based alter-egos—like plants, fire and so forth…bored yet?

    The game moves in and out of being a strategy based, puzzle thriller to a becoming a first person ass kicker with sloppy camera angles. And fast frame rates do not help you to be able to see what you are doing any better. Popular rumors relate that this title has actually been in the development box for the better part of the past twenty years? Not sure how much truth there is to any of those.

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  • MotoGP 06: A Damn Good Racer!

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    Rev your engines, pull back the throttle and squeal the hell out of there, burning rubber as you pit yourself against some of the priciest and most lavish racing bikes on the planet. Amazing graphics will even depict chunks of concrete, asphalt and dirt flying in your wake. As you careen around corners and begin to master the element of dragging your bike by braking at the appropriate times, you will realize several things! Those realizations being: MotoGP 06 is real fun! It has awesome graphics, and its really easy to play, and getting better only takes a little bit of time. If you love racing games, particularly motorcycle racers, you should at least rent this puppy!

    The game offers a wide variation of different racing courses from the pro circuit, all located around the world. Most are modeled after their real life counterparts down to the last bleacher stands. And, the bikes could not be any more detailed, even the emblems look and feel real.

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  • Top Five Reasons Why Rock Band is the Shizzle!

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    If you are unfamiliar with the smash hit video game, Rock Band (and yes I know that the second version is already out and selling hotter than nearly any other game ever to be released) then you may not know why it rocks so hard! And for those of you who are familiar with this smash hit title, many of you are already haplessly hooked on its solid offerings and endless hours of interactive, multiplayer entertainment. However, I felt it entirely necessary, and with good reason, to laud and tout this game as it is one of the more enjoyable games that you can play, and for oh so many good reasons. Whether you are a musician or not, a rock star or a normal person: Rock Band Rocks!

    Top Five Reasons Why Rock Band is the Shizzle!
    1. You can form your own virtual rock band and take over the world of music. Even Guitar Hero is limited in this capacity.

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  • The Incredible Hulk

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    I must admit that I was not expecting much when I decided to pop the green giant’s video game into my white Xbox 360 console, and the fact that I didn’t get much in the end was really no surprise. After seeing both movies in the theater and getting duped out of my hard earned cash two times in a row for a movie that was a flop at first, only to remade few short years later to only flop again. So, needless to say, I was not expecting very much at all from the game, and I got exactly what I expected.

    A few special moves reminded my of nearly ever other video game, namely Rampage with better graphics. Cut scenes are terrible and pixilated. The city is poorly designed and reminds one of how buildings would just suddenly appear when playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. In that awesome game’s defense, however, it was for the Xbox, and this crappy module is supposed to be “Next Generation!”

    The city has not much to offer except that you can go around destroying things.

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  • Three Upcoming Games to Watch Out For: Godfather II, Red Faction & GTA IV Episode 2

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    There is so much that is constantly going on in the world of video games that keeping up with it all can seem, well difficult at times. However, this is why we are always keeping our eyes peeled and our ears to the ground—just in case we hear something, even if only a rumor at first, all to bring it to you! So this time around, we would like to speak about a few upcoming free-world games, some that are expansions and others that are newer sequels that will literally blow your minds once they are released. And you already know that we are oh so fond of those large, open level free-world boards that offer endless possibilities. So when we hear about newer games coming out from this spectrum, we get all giddy inside!

    Godfather II: The first game in this bunch was actually a decent game that was loosely based upon the hit movies.

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  • Two More Reasons to Play GTA IV!

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    As if you needed anymore reasons to play one of the best free-world games ever to be created, let me provide you two more candid reasons as to why! The wonderful thing that separates the newer Grand Theft Auto (IV) from the older one (San Andreas) is that unlike the Xbox version, the Xbox 360 version has exclusive downloadable, expandable content from Microsoft. I know (whine), all of you Sony cats get screwed with downloaded content. But, for those of you who love the Xbox 360 (me), the future is shining bright indeed.

    Two More Reasons to Play GTA IV: In so many words, there are two expansions, one that is available and one that is coming towards the end of 2009. And, you can easily expect them to keep dishing them out in the years to come!

    1. The Lost and the Damned: You are pitted in the shoes of a motorcycle gang leader who has just gotten out of rehab.

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  • Worst Xbox 360 Games EVER! (And we mean EVER!)

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    In a constant effort to keep you all the best informed as possible, we are always striving to bring you the very best and the very worst of any games out there for the Xbox 360. That being said, it is time, as we so deem, for another edition of the Worst Xbox 360 Games Ever (this time EVER, EVER)! Because your sixty bucks are hard earned, and the economy doth truly suck right now. So, if you plan on buying or renting any Xbox 360 games in the near future, try and veer clear of these stinkers!

    Eragon: This is perhaps the most boring, thumb numbing game of all time. Boasting a two player same console interface, basically hack and slash at the same enemies over and over again until your eyes pop out of your skull; seriously!

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  • Transformers: The Game

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    To begin with, the plot is very weak in the movie. The plot in the cartoon was lame as well. But there is clearly a difference between a cartoon for children that is aged and long since off the air, and a movie that goes big time box office bust. But the dudes over at Hollywood always seem to think that if you blow everything up a whole bunch of times, well then that will sell any movie you like. But contrary to this popular Hollywood notion, they forget that sex also sells. So where are all the hot babes?

    In a nutshell, Transformers the Game is really lame! That rhymed! The controls will take a few minutes for you to realize that you can transform into some lame-ass vehicle, hover, fly and use two buttons (in most cases) to shoot things. Wow. In another review that I read about this floppy, sloppy game, the reviewer wrote that if you just set the gun to auto fire you could leave the room and come back in three hours and you would have won the game.

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  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary

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    It seemed to take quite some time for this game to really evolve, even after having a few hit movies to boast and brag about on its shoulders. However, the truth be known, Tomb Raider is one of the best selling video games in history and not because it sucks! On the contrary, it offers a more unique experience that merges first person shooters with strategy and problem solving, combined with first rate graphics and bosses that will leave most people dizzy they are so impressed.

    The coolest feature that I found in Tomb Raider: Anniversary is called “Bullet Dodge.” This is similar to the Max Payne ‘Slow Time’ feature. If your power meter is charged you can literally slow down time enough that you can see bullets flying at you and successfully dodge them. The graphics are really incredible and the frame rates are fast and serene.

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  • Gun: A Wild West, GTA-Styled, Action-Packed Adventure for All!

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    Rarely do you see any Wild West shooters for any video game system anymore, or ever for that matter. Much less do you see them debut on the Xbox 360. But if you will take a trip back in time with me for a moment, let’s revisit one of the better, first person shooters to ever make its way to the next generation video gaming consoles, namely the Xbox 360, shall we?

    Gun offers amazing graphics and a huge, Wild West free world that you could explore on foot or horseback. You are the son a hunter that becomes entangled in a conspiracy that threatens to derail peace with the native tribes and pit the west into another civil war. When your father is killed by thugs, you decide to embark upon a quest to clear his name and figure out just what the hell happened. Amazing graphics and a brilliant plot augment this classic shooter that is most certainly one of a kind.

    The controls take a bit to get the hang of, namely with the shooting aspects.

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  • Why You Won’t Be Seeing a New Xbox System in the Near Future!

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    If you have often stopped and thought or wondered about whether or not there will be a new Xbox system coming out soon, don’t! As it will be quite some time before Microsoft unveils their next endeavor in the next-generation consoles. And for many good reasons too my friends! In reality, it is always better this way, and no worries, I will fully explain as to why that is and just how much it matters in this day and age of developing technology as it relates to video game consoles!

    Cost of Research and Development
    First and foremost, Microsoft loses their asses on consoles, they typically take a few hundred dollar loss for each one that they sell, and hope to make it back with licensing royalties.

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  • Best Sports Games of 2009 – EA Sports Wins Them All! (Well…almost!)

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    NCAA Football 2009
    The best damn college football game to ever be created, and they remembered to put the mascot mode back in where you can play as all of the mascots in the NCAA! The BCS scoring system as flawed as it is in real life—so don’t get your heads up if you favor small time teams. The create-a-player feature has been enhanced, and scouting has never been easier. Live play has always rocked on this franchise and the announcers are first rate. Sometimes it’s even more fun to play than Madden, if you like college ball that is!

    Madden NFL Football 2009
    You can’t get a better NFL football game than this, much to the dismay of 2K naysayers around the world! The graphics are superb and even better if you have a high definition TV. The sounds are great. The sports commentary needs work but kills the radio-style crap from the last version. Gang tackles, more intelligent players and AI, and some enhanced playbooks are win-win.

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