March 2009

  • Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock Basically Rocks!

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    The lights dim. The crowd grows quiet in anticipation. Then, all of a sudden you are on stage, your shiny Gibson guitar reflecting stage lights, as you hail the massive throngs of eager fans who stand before you, waiting for you to strum that first chord of the monster rock hit you are about to perform. You don’t get nervous; you are a rock star. You can even be Slash for that matter. And, when your pick hits those shiny guitar strings, fire erupts from the sides of the stage, the lights crescendo, and the crowd goes crazy! You are a guitar hero – for the third time, and definitely not the last!

    The newest Guitar Hero game, Guitar Hero III, has much to offer fans and protagonists the world afar. Better battles, shredding wars, a multiplayer inspired battle mode where you can pit many friends against each other in both the same room and on Xbox Live.

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  • Biggest Letdown Shooter: Soldier of Fortune Payback

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    The long awaited and much anticipated, and generally speaking over hyped sequel the very popular Soldier of Fortune series makes its debut and respective flop on the Xbox 360 console. A word to the wise here: some games are just much better when played on the computer, because the computer can handle more processes and functions, namely with a better graphics card than the 360 has to offer. So in short: this game is great fun on any PC, however veer way clear of it if you own a next generation video gaming console, as you are in for a most certain letdown my friends!

    You take the shoes of a clandestine, government funded mercenary that is hired to hunt down terrorists and bring them to vigilante, bloody justice. Travel the world afar, but be limited to closed pathway boards that are not free world.

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  • Editor’s Pick on Best Top-Three Free-World Xbox 360 Games of All Time

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    After playing and beating all of the games that are going to be presented in this article, as the editors we have to be choosy when deciding which games we should present as some of the best free world games of all time. That being stated firmly, there are only three games that can even hope to make this competition, as from our standpoint, a game needs to offer much more than just a free world and open adventure to qualify as the best of its breed! So, on to the top three, at least in our minds!

    Elder Scrolls IV: The Oblivion
    An Action packed, choose your own adventure, free world, role playing game that is literally the only of its kind. Your character has one of the largest free worlds to explore in video gaming history. Grow your character’s stats by learning skills. Enchant weapons. Create armor and swords, learn how to become a blacksmith, thief, sorcerer, villain, tyrant, vampire, and so on.

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  • Next Generation Gaming Consoles to Get a Run for Their Money in Future!

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    All gamers, especially those who have experienced the dreaded Red Rings of Death (RROD) on their Xbox 360 consoles, or those who have had to format their PS3 hard drives after playing Call of Duty, or other games, or for any gamer that is just sick and tired of the lousy workmanship that comes with the rather pricey next generation video gaming consoles of today should rejoice: a newer console that never breaks, and only costs you a one time fee of about $50 (its basically an advanced cable mode with a nifty controller) will allow you to play the same games that you have grown to love on your Xbox 360, or PS3, but without ever having to worry about buying another console again!

    How it Works
    Instead of shelling out hundreds of dollars on a gaming console that may, or often d

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  • Fallout 3 Expansion – The Pitt

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    About two months after the release of the long awaited and ultimately disappointing Fallout 3 expansion, Operation Anchorage, finally a newer and far superior expansion has made its way to the Xbox 360 console. And for all of you PS3 players out there, once again you get screwed, as Microsoft retains the exclusive download rights for all added content for Fallout 3 for the next generation consoles. However, if you own an Xbox 360 and you are bored of playing the game because you already have done everything that there is to do, then be bored no longer, this expansion is a hot commodity.

    The Scoop
    The Pitt is short for Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. A city that has been ravaged by nuclear winter and the aftermath of the world war, which has devastated the people, causing them to grow sicker by the hour and kindled a slave trader stronghold that is ruled by a ruthless warlord known as Asher.

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  • Skate 2 – The Best Skating Game Ever Returns!

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    This game was the long awaited sequel the blockbuster, smash hit, Skate. When this game was announced that it would be coming soon for the Xbox 360, I got all tingly inside with anticipation. And, after having a chance to spend a few hours behind the controller checking out this game and what it has to offer, I must say that Skate 2 does not disappoint in the slightest bit, seriously!

    The game takes place in a brand new, virtual city, New San Vanelona. After being destroyed a few years back, the city has been rebuilt. Now you must restart your career and help to bring back the local skate scene to where it once was in this great city. And you will have about double—several hundred at least—new tricks that you can learn and implement during game play.

    This game offers unparalleled graphics, fast loading times, lighting quick frame rates and some of the best rendering that you will ever see in an Xbox 360 game.

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  • GTA IV Expansion: Lost and the Damned Delivers!

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    There are several reasons to spend about twenty bucks on the new GTA IV Expansion: Lost and the Damned. Amongst the highest ranking would be that of adding expanded content to your already boring GTA IV game—if you have already beaten it twice as I have, you will quickly realize that the only things to do afterwards are milling through pedestrians in your fancy, stolen cars, or playing online live play against other would-be thugs.

    But, with this GTA IV Expansion: Lost and the Damned you also get improved vehicle handling physics, namely for the motorcycles. You also get more vehicles, and weapons. And you get twenty more missions and a few more side missions. So no worries about the price, the twenty bucks is well worth it!

    The main premise is to lead a biker gang to victory. After the leader gets nabbed and jailed you become the leader. Then one day he is released from prison, and now threatens to break up your biker gang.

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  • Elder Scrolls Shivering Isles Expansion

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    Once upon a time, you beat a game called Elder Scrolls: The Oblivion. Most gamers were saddened when they did finally beat this game, because they wondered how long it would be until another of such grander and greatness would be unveiled. The targeting system. The first person shooter style of the camera angles. The ability to create custom weapons and armor, and spells. You have to eat, and sleep. Hundreds of skills need to be constantly improved upon to save Cyrodile. Certainly, the 2008 Game of the Year was named as such for many obvious reasons. And just when you thought the adventure had finally come to a dramatic close, wrong!

    An new expansion, The Shivering Isles can be bought in stores and added to your Xbox 360 hard drive, or downloaded from Xbox Live. A new doorway will open in the island outside of the Imperial City, allowing you passage to the Isles of Mania and Dementia. There you will need to help a prince reclaim his land.

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  • Three Xbox 360 Games to Avoid at All Costs!

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    So many games for the Xbox 360, so little time to play them all—and especially even less time to devote to games that suck! So, in order to save you time, money and frustration, the following three games are so bad that you don’t ever even need to rent them. Unless you are fond of wasting your own time and money and getting frustrated at shoddy games for the Xbox 360.

    Destroy All Humans 2
    Another game that touted the illustrious same console two player mode, only to be a big time letdown in the end! After plopping this horse apple into my Xbox 360, I was treated to the same monotony of the first game, which equally blows. Two player mode is terrible. You are confined to one camera angle and the excitement offered is paramount to singing folk songs for senior citizens at the local nursing home!

    Two Worlds
    How do you spell Elder Scrolls: The Oblivion rip off in nine letters or less? Easy: Two Worlds.

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  • Afro Samurai – Interactive Environments, Maxed Gore – What Else Could you Want?

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    What happens when you take an esteemed and very popular, once underground, but now mainstream, popular culture phenomenon comic book series like Afro Samurai, and make it into a video game? You get top rated actor cats like Samuel L. Jackson to sign off as the vocal leads. You get top designers, Namco Bandai and Surge onboard and you have the recipe for an intense, thrill ride, gory adventure of which the Xbox 360 has never seen the likes of before!

    You start as a young, ninja boy, who is out to avenge his father’s death by the sword to an evil villain. As you learn and progress in your ninja skills, you will be able to unlock gruesome power moves and newer weapons, that allow for mind bending decapitations, dismemberments and flails of blood, streaming like buckets, as you hack your way through the minions of evil to the super boss, to avenge your daddy’s death!

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  • Street Fighter IV – Classic Fighting Game Comes to Xbox 360

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    Street Fighter fans rejoiced at the announcement of the long awaited return of their favorite fighting game to finally debut on the next generation video gaming consoles, namely, and for the purpose of this blog, the Xbox 360. However, I got my hands on a rental copy—as I always rent before I buy, and I rarely buy after I rent, if that tells you something at all—and I was impressed initially and disappointed greatly afterwards.

    The game offers a few more characters, some that can be unlocked after you beat the game. The outfits and the graphics have been redone and offer smooth frame rates and transitions with fast loading times. However, they don’t scream high definition and are most certainly lagging behind the desired sixty frames per second of the best video games currently on the market.

    The most frustrating part about this game is the controls.

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  • Fallout 3: Operation Anchorage Expansion Pack

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    If you are as big of a fan of the game Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360 as I am, then you already know that the long awaited Fallout 3: Operation Anchorage Expansion Pack was late in delivery by several weeks. It was supposed to be available for download at the end of January, but we gamers had to wait until the end of February to get our hands upon it. And once we did, the name Fallout should have change to Letdown, because this expansion pack sucks a big one!

    The expansion pretty much adds a distress beacon to your Pip Boy broadcast. It’s the Outcast, a similar faction to the Brotherhood of Steel, but one that has gone their own way. The expansion also adds a few more buildings and a few lame side missions, like collecting scrap metal for trade to the Outcast and so on.

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  • Battlefield: Bad Company – Fully Destructible Environments Equals A+

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    If you can think back all the way to original Xbox with me for a brief moment, there is a game that I wish to compare this awesome game to: Red Faction 2. Back in the heyday of the original Xbox, destructible environments were rarely seen. Then along came Red Faction 2, and by far, they changed the scenery of good Xbox games forever. So in that tried and true ambiance and tradition, I do present to you, what is perhaps the greatest destructible environment shooter of our day: Battlefield: Bad Company.

    The game pits you in the shows of soldiers from the failed B Company—guys that are sent there for screwing up too much in special forces, but that are still highly trained and therefore are sent on clandestine missions to hunt down mercenaries and drug lords, and mostly to catch all of the bullets in their chest before the real pros go into action! The game play features much in-game banter, plenty of vulgarity and has a decent plot that will not leave you feeling too bored in the end.

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  • Ratatouille – The Cooking Rat Game of a Lifetime

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    If you love mini-games, and Pixar styled movies, then this game is a joy and thrill ride that the whole family will grow to love! Ratatouille is one of the those rare game after movies that actually delivers high definition graphics, plenty of in game dialogue, much of it borrowed from the actual movie itself, and of course, an entertaining and family friendly video game that kids and adults are both most certain to enjoy and appreciate. Heavy Iron Studios and THQ made sure that the game would not falter like most after movie games do, and even though I am not parley to this specific genre of video games, I must say I do enjoy seeing a good game that follows a movie every once in a while.

    You are a young rat that is wandering the sewers of Paris, France. When you stumble behind the restaurant of famed culinary chef, Auguste Gusteau, your youthful rat ambitions of becoming the best chef in Europe suddenly flare to life!

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  • Civilization: Revolution (Better Kept on the Computer!)

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    civilization-revolutionFirst and foremost, I want to make it very clear that I have been a fan of the game Civilizations for many years, ever since the very first game was released. That being said however, I also want to specifically point out that the game has never been without its flaws or abnormalities, of which most have been carried over to the games cross breeding between consoles, from the computer to the Xbox 360. In short: some games, especially turn-based, real time strategy and city builder games like this, are better left on the computer where they will offer far more intuitiveness with the menus and hotkey selections.

    If you are not familiar with the game, here is the basic debriefing that you will need. You are a master of your own making. You can choose to lead several different people, at various points during the history of the world. Like most strategy games, you are responsible for guiding your people to greatness.

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  • Lego Batman: Here We Go Again!

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    lego-batmanAs if a Lego Star Wars, consisting of now two games, and soon to be three, and a Lego Indiana Jones video game were not enough to appease your Lego loving senses, then I present to you the newest Lego video game fad: Lego Batman! The game really drives its own, if not weak, plot. All of the villains have escaped their lockup and now it is up to you—you Lego Warrior you—to find and recapture them all and bring safety and solidarity back to the humble, dark and gothic city of Gotham.

    The game play really surrounds puzzle solving and strategy, but most of the puzzles are literally child’s play. There are some boards that you will come across that try as you might, frustrate you to the umpteenth degree. But, if you are playing with a friend—as this game allows same console multiplayer cooperative play—then solving puzzles means that you link your noodles together and think for a moment, and the answer will always be right in front of your noses.

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  • Halo Wars Disappoints, Big Time!

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    Halo Wars


    I have to lament, and much to the dismay of many fans of the Halo series of video games that has wholeheartedly entertained us all for so very long, spanning three different version of the game, chronologically ordered 1 – 3. But this time around, it’s entirely different and in the same sense, what I found to be very disappointing. Why, you ask? Well, before I go off on this game and why I dislike it, here is a candid note to all of you Halo fans out there: Bungie sold the rights to Ensemble Studios, who totally mucked up what otherwise has been a very eventful, successful and invigorating franchise, up until this, newest version was released.

    Think of both of the Incredible Hulk movies, or better yet, Jurassic Park 3, which was sold and not produced by Steven Spielberg, and you have the right idea in mind for how much a letdown Halo Wars truly is.

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  • Wall-E: Boring, Game-After-Movie Flop!

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    Wall-e Boring

    I feel like I am constantly repeating myself when it comes to the altruistic notion of games being hurriedly produced and rushed to match up to par with their movie counterpart releases at the box office, all in spurious attempts by filmmakers and media gluttons to garner as many profits as they can possibly snatch off a particular movie’s gross profits. So, that notion, to remind any of you who have forgotten, or whom are just reading this Xbox 360 blog for the first time: games after movies, which are created on the sole purpose of driving more profits into the already deep pockets of the major film studios: tend to suck.

    And on the contrary side of that gripe, movies that are made after video games often tend to do quite well at the box office. For example, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider and Max Payne, just to name a few.

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  • Soul Calibur IV: Sweet Fighting Game!

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    Sweet Soul Caliber

    Before I even get started here, don’t get me wrong: I have been an avid fan of the Soul Calibur series for many years now, dating all the way back to the Sega Dreamcast days, when Soul Calibur really crossed the boundaries from being an average, hack and slash fighter, over to video gaming greatness. In short: I love Soul Calibur. But I must say, that I think that I was expecting something a little bit more with this game. For instance, why the hell did they give us a crappy Yoda character for the Xbox 360 version of the game, when PS3 fans get to enjoy Darth Vader? And why could they not give us both, the same set of characters.

    The, create your own character feature is promising and will yield you some fantastic results, if you are willing to spend the time, of course. Using Yoda, for the Xbox 360 version, pretty much sucks and is very unrewarding.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Unleashed: Engulfing, First-Person Battles that Rock

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    Star Wars ForceJust when you thought that they could not possibly ever release another Star Wars game, think again! But unlike the trodden Star Wars games of our not so distant past, this time they decided to make a different styled version of the game, one that really paves the way for more aggressive, in your face action that all gamers and lovers of the movies have been long waiting for. Unfortunately, this game does not come with an M for Mature rating by the ESRB, meaning that you will see some sparks fly, you get to toss storm troopers across docking bays on space stations, but try and find even the smallest speck of blood and you will be hard pressed to do so.

    This late, 2008 release by Lucas Arts, has gotten gamers all worked up into a serious frenzy. Basically, you are Darth Vader’s young and evil apprentice, and will be sent on missions, consisting mostly of inner workings and cleaning up the messes that are left behind by the empire.

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  • Microsoft Claims to have Resolved RROD (Red Ring of Death Problems)

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    X-Box ButtonThere are a many people who are currently suing Microsoft Corporation in a class action lawsuit that claims that the company defrauded consumers by producing lousy systems that they knew to be prone to failures. Namely, the biggest culprit of Xbox 360 gaming consoles failing has become nostalgically known as RROD or, the Red Rings of Death. The Xbox has a power button on the front side of the creamy, white unit. When turned on, it will display four green circles and then light up, and leave on of the corners, or more, lit depending on how many controllers are plugged in at the time of system boot up (you can use up to four controllers simultaneously on the Xbox 360).

    If there is a system problem that has occurred with your Xbox 360, upon booting up the unit, the rings that are green, will turn into the dreaded Red Rings of Death.

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