February 2009

  • Army of Two will Make you Hate Their Multiplayer Schemes!

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    Army of TwoI love Electronic Arts, but that does not mean that they are not capable of producing a lackluster video game title for the Xbox 360. And before all you lovers of Army of Two go on your brandishing of me for my lack of caring about this game, the game itself is sweet, offers some cool and unique innovations and has amazing graphics. But, the two player functions are sloppy, shoddy and forbidding—and ultimately they ruined the entire experience of the game for me. Trust me, I will tell you all that I loved and hated about this game in the paragraphs that follow!

    The game is setup like you are a two man army. You can outfit your soldiers and the game does offer a decent in game tutorial so that you both know how to work together as one. But, you can only play the game with either another player present on the same console, or live. That is, unless you want to be subjected to the computer playing your partner and sucking ass because of poorly created AI. Read more

  • The Simpson’s: The Game: Xbox 360 Welcomes the Yellow Family!

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    The SimpsonsIf you are as avid of a fan as I am of the Simpsons then you will love the newest game that has finally made its way to the next generation video gaming consoles. The Simpsons: The Game is the latest foray of the animated and colorful family from Springfield, brought to you and to life on the Xbox 360 by none other than Electronic Arts. The game has a rather lengthy intro that looks nearly identical to the cartoon, meaning that the animations and the frame rates are about identical to those that you see on TV, and sometimes they are even better.

    In the beginning Bart is caught playing a mature adult video game called Grand Theft Springfield – when Marge catches him and takes it away. Throughout the game, you will explore the lives of all of the lovable family, from Homer – where you are taken on an adventure in his dream about cakes, candies and marshmallows, to Bart riding around on his skateboard getting into trouble all over the place. Read more

  • Unreal Tournament 3 – The Third Edition Rocks and Also Lags!

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    Unreal TournamentThanks to Midway Games and Epic Games, who brought to us this mid-2008 release of the long awaited third edition of the epic shooter frenzy that is Unreal Tournament 3, something that had more hype and anticipation behind than most other shooter games, mostly due to the vast cult following that this game has managed to convert and garner over the years. The graphics do deliver on the upper spectrum; however I still find that the weapon sets are boring and unimaginative. I want more special weapons, more special modes on the weapons, and namely, more freaking weapons to choose from!

    The boards and levels have been ramped up, but the lack of being able to engulf yourself in a destructive environment left me wondering why. The game play offers quick frame rates—mostly due to a brand new graphics engine—but still for a shooter, this game seems to missing something, and was unable to keep me entertained for all that long before the redundancy sets it. Read more

  • WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2007: One of the Better Wrestlers You’ll Play!

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    Wrestle ManiaA Creation of Yuke's Media Creations and THQ, WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2007 for the Xbox 360 is actually one of the best wrestling games that I have ever laid my grubby paws upon the controller over. The graphics are the best part of the game, by far, and are smooth, fluid, realistic and sick. The frame rates are fast, and the high definition vibes that the graphics exudes are simply hard to top, especially considering that this game was released in 2007. While the online play is glitchy and hampered by poor servers and the bandwidths of whomever you are challenging that day, the rest of the game is more ripped than Sly Stallone when he played Rambo.

    You can play as any of your favorite wrestlers from the entire WWE roster, and this time around they don’t like plastic molds. Read more

  • World Championship Poker: Featuring Howard Lederer – Sweet Poker Game

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    World Champ PokerIn a nutshell this game is all things poker. So, that being said, if you are not a fan of variants the game of poker, and or, you have no idea how to play the game, this may not be a winner for you in the end. If you do, however, love the game of poker, then this game is a sweet purchase. Especially considering that you can get your hands on a used copy of this game for pretty cheap now that is has been out for a while. The graphics are pretty damn good, they offer exceptionally high details, and especially on the professional players, who look true to life.

    This game offers a pretty wide variety of different poker games for you to enjoy. However, the primary focus of World Championship Poker: Featuring Howard Lederer is on the popular game of Texas Holdem. The controls are pretty basic, with exception to the betting features, which will take you some time to master. Read more

  • UEFA Champions League 2006-2007 – 259 Teams and Nothing Else!

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    UEFAThis game was touted as the most expansive and inclusive soccer title ever, but in the end fails to delivered anything more than the lauded 259 teams that they boasted during the pre launch phases of this game. You will almost never hear this blogger bashing EA Sports because they tend to bring to use the best sports games ever made for the next generation consoles; Madden, NCAA, and so forth. However, with regards to UEFA Champions League 2006-2007 this is entirely not the case!

    This game does have a few nifty features, however. You can choose from all 259 teams worldwide, and there are about fifty other side missions that you can complete in the team managerial modes. However, if you screw up too many missions, you will get fired and have to start all over again. The graphics are okay, but the controls need some vast improvement. Read more

  • WarTech: Senko no Ronde – Flying Mech Games Never Sucked More!

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    War TechWhen gaming companies make video games that are really this bad, this gamer is left scratching his head and wondering why. And, while I am shaking my head in utter dismay, I am reminded of all of the good mech warrior games, like Chrome Hounds and others. But, when it comes to WarTech: Senko no Ronde, this game blows more than a high powered leaf blower on turbo; literally.

    The controls are sloppy poor and frustrating and will make most gamers want to fling their controller out the living room window in disgust. The graphics, shoddy, poor and slow frame rates, more polygons than Tetris, and all topped with the lamest, hard to control, flying mechs ever. The online play is as terrible as you could have expected: slowed, glitchy, and entirely without purpose. Read more

  • Top Spin 3 – One of the Best Tennis Games of All Time!

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    Top SpinLeave it to 2k Sports and PAM Development to actually make a game that seriously outdoes the prior title, Top Spin 2, and really delivers an action packed, intense, realistic as all hell tennis game that will surely put all others in the dust in its wake, namely Virtua Tennis, which has had some trouble competing with the Top Spin titles in the past. And the late June release of Top Spin 3 saw the world of video gaming tennis change forever on the next generation consoles, especially the Xbox 360!

    The only drawback to this version, over the past titles in this trilogy, is that there are some pro players that are exclusive to each console, some are only available on the Xbox 360, and others are only available on the PS3. But, considering how extensive the roster of pro players is on both consoles, who really cares, right? Read more

  • Fight Night Round Three: Decent Boxing Game for All

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    Fight NightThere has been seemingly a great lacking of good boxing games for the Xbox 360 gaming console. Ask me why, and I really cannot tell you because I don’t know. I myself was never the biggest fan of boxing video games, but I have dabbled in them from time to time—enough to know that for a long while there were not very many boxing games were that all that great for the Xbox 360. That was, of course, until EA Sports released Fight Night Round 3, which changed the way that I thought about boxing games on the next generation consoles.

    Fight Night Round Three is actually a rather intense game that is filled to the brim with superlatives. You begin as a character that you can create which is essentially a rookie that has poor boxing skills. You will have to train your character, via training modes, and add skill points to them in order to even get them to the point where you will be able to go six rounds without hitting the floor. Read more

  • Viking: Battle for Asgard – Fun at First, Repetitive and Boring Later

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    Vikings RuleThis game I found to be very exciting at first glimpse. You are a famous Viking warrior and you must fend off hordes of the enemy and protect your people – pretty unique concept that does not seem to have been touched upon very much in recent video gaming years. Of course, leave it to Sega to bring us another reclusive game that may or may not make the headlines on the major gaming magazines. When it comes to Viking: Battle for Asgard, unfortunately Sega once again fails to entertain for long periods of time, and the game is not without its major setbacks.

    You are pitted in the shoes of a Viking warrior and it’s your mission to hunt down the enemy and free your captured comrades from their prisons. The game features a semi free world. I say that because the terrain is rather limited. You can only walk and trod upon certain places, and others are restricted, and or are closed. Read more